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Huguenot Fine Chocolates Sweet and Nedbank Sour Service Awards

The Sweet Service Award  goes to Huguenot Fine Chocolates in Franschhoek, for its guided tour of chocolate-making at its premises last week.  Whale Cottage has been a long-standing client, but has never visited the production facility, which is upstairs, above the shop.   We were allowed to sample the chocolates made especially for us, and also received a sample pack to take home. We receive excellent service from the Huguenot Fine Chocolates team, and no deadline is too short for them to make up a new order. 

The Sour Service Award  goes to Nedbank, for not being “on the ball” with its VISA Pre-Paid card promotion, sent to clients this month, but dated “December 2010” and using the deader-than-dead World Cup visual on the card, as well as wording that plays on the event that finished almost seven months ago – “Pay with your card and be part of the game” and “Before, during and after the Games”!   The card was sent to Nedbank credit cardholders, and encourages them to transfer their Greenback points across to the new Prepaid Card.  The subtle catch is that one must pay R30 to activate the card (why would one need another credit card if one is a Nedbank cardholder already?) and 2,5 % on the value one loads onto the card.   All withdrawals are free of charge, except those done at Nedbank branches.  Mr Graeme Holmes, Nedbank Head of Consumer Cards, encourages one to keep the card if one does not want to add the Greenbacks earned to it, “as a momento of the 2010 FIFA World Cup!”.  What a joke!

The WhaleTales Sweet & Sour Service Awards are presented every Friday on the WhaleTales blog.  Nominations for the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be sent to Chris von Ulmenstein at info@whalecottage.com.   Past winners of the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be read on the Friday posts of this blog, and in the WhaleTales newsletters on the www.whalecottage.com website.

2Oceansvibe Sweet and Nedbank Sour Service Awards

The Sweet Service Award  goes to Seth Rotherham of cult blog 2Oceansvibe, for organising a new pair of Rayban sunglasses from his sponsor Sunglass Hut when mine broke in a crushing hug from Seth at a recent blogging event.   Seth kept me informed about the status of the sunglasses throughout the process.

 

 

The Sour Service Award goes to Nedbank in Sea Point, who took 45 minutes to issue a replacement credit card and to set up an Internet banking profile.  The bank employee Shaun Parsons was surly and unfriendly, took his time with all the paperwork, and refused to supply copies of the ten pages I had to sign to receive the new card, but did so when his manager Mari gave the go-ahead!  This is a bank that says NO before it can say yes!

 

The WhaleTales Sweet & Sour Service Awards are presented every Friday on the WhaleTales blog.  Nominations for the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be sent to Chris von Ulmenstein at info@whalecottage.com.   Past winners of the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be read on the Friday posts of this blog, and in the WhaleTales newsletters on the www.whalecottage.com website.

Mercedes Culemborg Sweet and Paarl Motors Sour Service Awards

The Sweet Service Award goes to Mercedes Culemborg, and was nominated by Eamon Mack, for the service recovery, after the appalling customer service he received when he went to collect his car.  “It had been towed in to Culemborg a week ago as it would not start. The fault was speculated to be the key or the ignition system. I was told my car will be ready at 4pm today. I took a taxi to the Foreshore and met the service advisor who was dealing with me. After a lot of hanging around she found the key for me, and presented me with a bill for R2300. I said fine, looking at it, and said that I’d pay 30% as I had one of those mobi plans. She said no, that I was due to pay 100%. I said, no, that I had spoken to a number of Mercedes people over the phone and they all had said 30% only was due.  She went into the Service Manager Peter Kruger who loudly said, “Tell him no, he must pay 100%, he has no cover as we do not pay for lost keys”. The service advisor came out and told me this and I stood my ground, explaining that I had not lost the key, but that it had malfunctioned.  At this stage Mr.Kruger appeared from his office with a bunch of files in his hand. I asked him what was going on.”You lost the key, you must pay 100%” he said. I said I had not. He asked where it was then, that they did not have it. I said it had gone in to Culemborg with the car. He denied this, saying that they never got the key. I protested and he said that the issue was between me and the towing company and that I had to pay 100%. He then turned his back on me and walked off.  At this stage I was left standing with the service advisor and a young woman who had spent the time while I was there ringing customers asking them if they had been happy with the service they had received, and to rate Mercedes on a scale of one to ten. How ironic.  She asked me what the issue was and I quickly explained, my blood pressure rising.   I recommended that they all sort it out amongst themselves and call me when they had a solution. I was offering to pay 30% of the bill and that was that. The service assistant said I must pay the full 100%, or I would not be allowed to drive the car away. I looked at her and reminded her that it was my car, and that I was going to drive away. She said I couldn’t as they were going to trap me in the garage by not raising the boom. I said I was going, and if they did not raise the boom I would drive through it. I couldn’t believe it!  Held hostage by Mercedes for a bill I did not owe. Incredible stuff.  I saw my car through the window, out in the garage and went over to it. I unlocked it and climbed in, started the motor, and drove towards the boom. Nothing happened. I wound down the window to ask the gateman to open the boom. I was prepared to give them one last chance. He didn’t budge.  I drove towards the boom, fully intent on escape.  Suddenly the customer services assistant appeared like magic at my window. ” Oh we’re going to let you go……..blah blah” I cut her off.  “I am very angry, young lady” I said, “and I am not going to finish this conversation with you now. Get your attorney to send me a letter”.  She raised the boom, and I drove off.  This is the worst customer service experience I have ever had in my entire life, bar none. I am still shaking with anger. Threatened with being trapped in Mercedes Culemborg with my car for a bill I did not owe.  Totally and completely outrageous and unacceptable.”  Eamon has since written, to say that the bill has been written off in full by Mercedes Culemborg, and an apology made to him.

The Sour Service Award goes to Paarl Motors, who have previously received three Sweet Service Awards.  The dealership’s Debtor’s Clerk Marietjie Brits handed a matter related to a cheque for a service to their lawyer, which had been rejected by their bank (Nedbank).  The Dealer Principal Jaco Kotze and the Workshop Manager did not try to intervene and resolve the matter.   The service from the Workshop has been outstanding over the past 5 years, and therefore the poor service received was disappointing.   Even more shocking was the attitude of Mr Kotze, who did the “my staff are perfect” customer alienation routine when called by the customer, without having taken the trouble to contact the customer proactively.   The client’s ABSA bank approved the banking of the cheque. No apology has been received from Paarl Motors.

The WhaleTales Sweet & Sour Service Awards are presented every Friday on the WhaleTales blog.  Nominations for the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be sent to Chris von Ulmenstein at info@whalecottage.com.   Past winners of the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be read on the Friday posts of this blog, and in the WhaleTales newsletters on the www.whalecottage.com website

Robert’s Roofing Sweet and Nedbank/ID Solutions/Limelight Sour Service Awards

The Sweet Service Award winner is Robert’s Roofing, for fixing the roof of Whale Cottage Camps Bay on 17 December, four days after a gale force southeaster had taken 100 tiles off the roof.  Despite a public holiday falling into this week, and the builder’s holiday having officially started two days prior, and numerous buildings’ roofs in Cape Town requiring repairs in the aftermath of the storm, the company came just in time before it rained. 

 

The Sour Service Award winners this week jointly are Nedbank (Sour Award), ID Solutions (Sour Award) and Limelight (Sour Award), for threatening legal action against WhaleTales for their Sour Service Award nominations, not being able to face up to feedback about the poor service experienced first hand.   Big-bully tactics will not make WhaleTales withdraw its Sour Service Awards.  Freedom-of-speech is allowed in the South African constitution.

The WhaleTales Sweet & Sour Service Awards are presented every Friday on the WhaleTales blog.  Nominations for the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be sent to Chris von Ulmenstein at info@whalecottage.com. Past winners of the Sweet and Sour Service Awards can be read on the Friday posts of this blog, and in the WhaleTales newsletters on the www.whalecottage.com website.